The Church of Xyientology present LOS SUPER AMIGOS official page

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OFFICIAL FAN PAGE

FIGHTERS

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(Fighter/Team Captain)

RANDY "The Natural" COUTURE
aka Captain America

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name: Randy Couture
born: June 22, 1963 - Lynnwood, Washington (USA)
hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada (USA)
ht: 6'2"
wt: 228.5

career records
MMA W: 16 L: 7 D: 0
Biggest Wins: Belfort (2), Ortiz, Liddell, Rizzo, Sylvia, Maurice Smith, Kohsaka
Accomplishments: 3 Time UFC HW Champion, 2 Time UFC LHW Champion, UFC Interim LHW Champion, UFC Hall of Fame Inductee

KFPL Results
UCFC 2: Fight of Dreams vs. Fedor (L - TKO/Ref Stoppage 0:25 Rd 3)
Team League 11/02/07 vs. Josh Barnett (W - TKO/Ref Stoppage 2:55 Rd 2)
UCFC III: Tournament vs. Masaki Satake (L - KO 11:55 Rd 1)
UCFC IV: Total Chaos vs. Mark Hunt (W - KO 3:18 Rd 2)

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(Fighter)

CHUCK "The Iceman" Liddell

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name: Chuck Liddell
born: December 17, 1969 - Santa Barbara, CA (USA)
hometown: San Luis Obispo, CA (USA)
ht: 6'2"
wt: 205

career records
MMA W: 20 L: 5 D: 0
Biggest Wins: Couture (2), Ortiz (2), Horn, Babalu, Randleman, Monson, Belfort
Accomplishments: UFC LHW Champion

KFPL Results
UCFC I: First Contact vs. Semmy Schilt (L-TKO/Ref Stoppage 4:59 Rd2)
Team League 11/02/07 vs. Josh Barnett (W - KO 2:00 Rd 2)
UCFC III: Tournament vs. Royce Gracie (L - Ref Stoppage 11:03 Rd 1)
UCFC IV: Absolute Chaos vs. Royce Gracie (W - KO 4:47 Rd 1)


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(Fighter)

ANDY "The Blue-Eyed Samurai" HUG
aka Tetsujin (IRON MAN) & The Typhoon

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name: Andreas Hug
born: September 7, 1964 - Wohlen, Switzerland
hometown: Zurich, Switzerland & Tokyo, Japan
ht: 5'11"
wt: 216

Career Records
Kickboxing W: 38 L: 9 D: 1
Biggest Wins: Cikatic, Hoost, JLB, Bernardo (2), Sataake (2), Aerts (2), Cro Cop, Maurice Smith
Accomplishments: Kyokushin European Champion, 2 Time Ibutsu Cup Champion, K-1 World Grand Prix Champion, UKF SHW Champion, WMTC SHW Champion, WKA Muay Thai SHW Champion, 4 Time WKA Muay Thai European SHW Champion

KFPL Results
Team League 11/02/07 vs. Yuki Kondo (L - SD 2-1 5:00 Rd 2)
S-1: Premiere PPV! vs. Masaki Satake (L - TKO Rd 5)

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(Fighter/Team Chef)

ALEXANDER "The Diet Butcher" OTSUKA

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name: Takashi Otsuka (other known alias Otoko Sakari)
born: July 17, 1971 - Tokushima, Japan
hometown: Tokushima
ht: 6'1"
wt: 203

Career Records
MMA W: 4 L: 12 D: 0
Biggest Wins: Marco Ruas, Kenichi Yamamoto
Accomplishments: Self Proclaimed Legend of Battlarts, Chili Cook-Off Blue Ribbon Award Winner

KFPL Results
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[Global Honored]

The NEW Los Super Amigos Homebase [sponsored by the Church of Xyientology]

HALL OF JUSTICE
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LIDDELL Aims to Put Gracie and rest of tournament field on ICE

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Chuck Liddell is going into the UCFC III tournament a very confident fighter. His focus is to reclaim his spot as the most recognized cage fighter on earth and sees the upcoming event as the perfect opportunity to showcase his worldclass skills.

SN: Mister Liddell, UCFC will be hosting a winner take all tournament with 16 of the worlds top fighters. You are included in the event. How do you like your chances?

Liddell: Seriously? That's your question? (chuckles) Yeah, I feel good about my chances. I signed up to win the thing. That is what I am going to do.

SN: How do you prepare for such an event, with so many possible opponents?

Liddell: I train hard and focus on my strengths. I hope that Royce Gracie steps up and answers my challenge. I have called him out. I want to knock him out. Hopefully that can happen in the first round.

SN: That is a big match up that many have talked about: a great striker like yourself versus a Gracie jiu jitsu legend.

Liddell: Yeah. I have seen the message boards. I want to show everyone that I can put the Gracie legend to sleep. I am gonna knock his a$$ out in the middle of the cage. I don't care how good his jiu jitsu is. I won't put myself in that situation. He will have to come at me and before he knows it, he'll be asleep wondering what happened and how the great Helio's methods got his face bashed in and bloodied up. He can't choke me out if he is unconscious. That's a pretty simple strategy as far as I am concerned.

SN: And the other possible match ups...Sakuraba, Bob Sapp, Karelin, Don Frye...

Liddell: It does not matter. It really doesn't. I will take on anyone they throw in there. My gameplan is the same. Standup, don't get taken down, and bash their head in. If that works, then I walk out of the cage as the tournament champ. That's where I want to be. If it's with my hands, my feet...knees, elbows....hell, if I have to use an armbar or rear naked choke...I'll neck crank them to sleep..whatever I need to do to get my hand raised.

SN: You seem very confident.

Liddell: Of course. I am gonna win the whole tournament.

SN: This is a beautiful new training facility, the..Hall of Justice?

Liddell: That's right. We got all sorts of equipment here, all provided by the Church of Xyientology. We have huge monitors to watch film and tape on our opponents and to critique our own fights. We have a biga$$ meeting table to go over gameplans...plus jets, the ICEmobile...some cages to train in or incarcirate them bad super villians that they always have us going after. We can definitely get in great shape...fight ready and even save the universe whenever we want from this facility. It's sweet.

SN: Well thank you Mister Liddell for your time and good luck at the UCFC III tournament.

Liddell: Yeah no problem, anytime....our butler will show you to the door....ALFRED..See him out man!

the butler: Of course Master Chuck.

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LOS SUPER AMIGOS APPREHEND TERRORIZING MUSCLE SHARK

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The Heroes: Couture & Liddell in action

LAS VEGAS, NV -
The heroic Los Super Amigos' Captain America Randy Couture and Iceman Chuck Liddell apprehended one of the country's most feared super villians earlier today. The monster known simply as the Muscle Shark had been wanted by authorities since he ran afoul of the law in early July. This dreaded criminal, whose real name is Sean Sherk, had committed one of the world's greatest atrocities when he injected the chemically based super strength formula known as STEROIDS directly into his blood stream, biologically changing his physical makeup into a muscle bound earth crusher in order to steal gold as well as financial security from the corporation known as Zuffa and several other smaller sports related businesses. The Shark had been witnessed in the Las Vegas area, tanning and dangerously coersing women poolside at several established Casino resorts. The dynamic duo of Captain America and the Iceman were called to duty and confronted the Muscle Shark. Using their super powers and wit, they apprehended the muscle bound villian and took him back to a holding cell inside their state of the art Hall of Justice where sports medicine specialists and Xyientologists will attempt to perform advanced testing on the subject in order to rid him of his evil curse. We the good citizens of the world owe a great deal of thanks to Los Super Amigos for getting this monster off the streets and making Las Vegas a safer, cleaner, and more family oriented vacation spot.

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Muscle Shark: The Accussed

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THE ICEMAN CHRONICLES
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The Iceman Chuck Liddell continues his quest to apprehend the villians of the MMA Universe. The dreaded STEROID epidemic has hit an all-time high. Super enhanced criminals are running amok inside cages and rings the world around.


ESCAPED: Royce Gracie
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The UCFC tournament provided a golden opportunity for our hero to stop the evil Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Master known as Royce Gracie [conveniently pronounced with an "H"]. The criminal history of said offender is well documented. Royce has overcome his physical inferiorities by injecting a steady does of the dreaded STEROID into his bloodstream to give him an unfair advantage for his criminal escapades. He has repeatedly broken rules that help structure the MMA society. His anaconda like grip is superhumanly enhanced by the STEROID. He must be stopped. However, teamed with his evil cohorts in DOOM, and armed with a Gracie Train of STEROID ammunition, Royce was able to escape capture at the tournament and will continue to break the arm of the law until he is stopped. The Iceman has made it a personal mission to knock out this criminal's activity once and for all. The day will come when Justice is finally served....on ICE!


WANTED: Axe Murderer
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Hailing from the evil Chute Boxe Lair of Brazil comes the most fearsome foe of all. He is known as the AXE MURDERER internationally and has shed much blood during a decade reign of terror throughout the MMA universe. Wanderlei Silva is a wanted man. Los Super Amigos have vowed to stop this villianous tyrant. Over the past ten years he has transformed from a skilled physical speciman to a chemically enhanced super demon. The evidence is clear:
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His lab at the Chute Boxe Lair has chemically mastered the super drug known in private circles as VITAMIN "S" and transformed its greatest asset into a monster of super human strength, speed and aggression. He has maimed innocent members of the MMA society along his road of destruction. But the time has come for the AXE MURDERER to be TRIED in the Court of Combat. The man to be his judge, jury and executioner is noneother than the ICEMAN himself, Chuck Liddell. Vitamin "S" must be stopped and destroyed before the world becomes hooked and driven to insanity and annihilation from superhuman aggression, rage and violence. There is but one man that can do this, one hero that the world can count on....he will not fail us, he can not....the ICEMAN will save the day and put Vitamin "S" to bed, once and for all.

[Kenshin]

this means war dude....

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THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN AMERICA
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A COLD WAR IS BREWING
It has been confirmed. A war is brewing. A truce has come unglued. An agreement broken. It has to be this way. The code of silence has been shattered. It has been nearly twenty years since the superpowers of the world were at odds. America and the Soviet Union welcomed peace and acceptance. But all good things come to an end. They vowed to put down arms. They promised to nullify their weapons...to not break the rules. Evidence indicates that one side did not live up to that promise. Russia's greatest champion, the man known as the RUSSIAN BEAR, dominated the world of international wrestling. During his youth, he crushed all opponents fair and square, with the Red Pride of his countrymen draped on his back. One day that domination came to an abrupt and shocking end, when an overweight farmhand ended the undefeated streak of the Russian Bear. Rumors have spread ever since. The Bear was trying to turn back the clock, go back in time, to capture his younger self, his youth...in order to dominate the world of wrestling once again. Russian super scientists could not properly perfect the time machine he so desperately wanted. However, they were able to create a chemical super syrum that could turn back the signs of aging, restoring a man's virile youth and strength and even enhancing it exponentially. This syrum was titled appropriately "RUSSIAN BEAR" for the man for whom it was created.http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p174/sycamoreky/KFPL/russian20bear.jpg
The syrum fulfilled its purpose. The Russian Bear's youth, athletic ability, power and fire was all restored. The super scientists could not have predicted the possible side effects though. At first, all seemed normal, except that this aging man was becoming stronger, faster, more agile day by day. Then the effects began to show...physically. The monster started first within his mind, transforming a determined and concentrated fighter with a sense of peace and tranquility into one filled with a destructive behavior, wanting to dominate friends and foes alike, driven to power. Then the appearance of his body showed signs, he widened, his muscles growing, his hair and skin turning into the power filled creature...a true monstrous RUSSIAN BEAR.
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WANTED: Alexander Karelin
It has been reported that the RUSSIAN BEAR demolished the Super Scientists headquarters in his mother country. The scientists that helped create his syrum, and therefore his new self have not been found. International authorities made the call to the Hall of Justice. There is only one who could truly understand a desire to halt the aging process, and the benefits of eternal youth. One man who knows right from wrong, honor and integrity from self-centered deception. Justice must be served. Injustice must be defeated. Only one man could counter this beast. The silent war began to shout, the Cold War began to warm....Captain America himself, Randy Couture, was called to duty to stop this Red Offender before the world itself was put in harms way. Couture, a wrestler, a champion...the perfect agent to stop this terror. A monster has been unleased. A battle is imminent. America vs Russia once again will be at the forefront of the MMA Universe. The world may not need a Miracle on Ice....but it does need....a Champion of Justice....a Hero....Captain Freakin' America.

[AKA]

nice page
I wouldnt mind to, trade Yamamoto vs Otsuka! Or Shogun vs Liddel

[heckyl]

this thread is absolutly hilarious. wandy is a thundercat!!!

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THE SAGA OF IRON MAN

Las Vegas, NV -
Inside the Hall of Justice, the fortress home for Los Super Amigos, sworn protectors of the MMA Universe, a call has come in. It is a call to arms. A call out to all brave men who will stand and fight the greatest threat to the MMA world as we know it.
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The lone warrior present inside the great fortress was the Kyokushin Karate Master, the Typhoon himself...Iron Man...ANDY HUG. The rest of the squad was busy apprehending STEROID abusers, pushers and other disorderly miscreants. The Iceman on reconaissance in crime infested Brazil, on the trail of the escaped chemical jiu-jitsu champion Royce Gracie, all the while attempting to lure out the monstrous Vitamin "S" Axe Murderer, Wanderlei Silva, from the jungles where he feasts on innocent plant eaters. The Iceman's hands are quite full at the moment.

Team Leader, Captain America Randy Couture has flown the Super Amigos invisible jet, sponsored by Xyience, to the Ukraine for a meeting with former Soviet Scientists who have claimed to have unlocked the secrets to the sinister syrum RUSSIAN BEAR, consumed by the wrestling legend Alexander Karelin. The collision course between Couture and Karelin is rapidly approaching its climax. Captain America must know what to expect when this Cold War boils over.

The mysterious Diet Butcher has gone into secret training with Chef Gordon Ramsey throughout the cafes of Europe in an attempt to unlock his inner strengths in wit, judgement, self-defense and of course, culminary sciences. In order to use his puroresu skills to become the greatest fighting chef in the entire MMA universe, he must complete this mission.

The official butler to the team, known as Alfred, is on his two week vacation.

The honorary team druid, Hackleman, was last seen "on a mission from the higher power" at the slot machines inside the Red Rock Casino.

ANDY HUG is alone, to defend the MMA world himself. Then the call came in...
reporters were gathered...a press conference to be held outside the great Hall...this was a CALL TO ARMS...an alliance of all that is right....Andy Hug made the decision...he would send in his greatest warrior...for this alliance to be successful against the great nemesis...it will need leadership...it will need an enforcer...it will need a super powered Secretary of Defense...it will need...
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IRON MAN!!!

*to be continued*

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THE ELDERS
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Looming high above the Hall of Justice in the Las Vegas skyline appeared the three known simply as the ELDERS of the Church of Xyientology.
They called their own press conference in response to the other press conferences scheduled for this day. They introduced themselves as Elders F, L & D.

Reporter: Hi, this is Zac A from my super famous website..what brought you guys here? And where exactly did you come from? I love you guys by the way..a whole lot.

Elder L: We value your love. We seek pure MMA love in it's truest form...we come from above...

Reporter Zac: You mean...the high rise casinos here?

Elder F: The high rise casinos in the sky...way up high...through the clouds...

Reporter Zac: I don't get it...

Elder D: We're from F*ckin' MMA Heaven, you F$cking..Stupid F@ck! Where the F*ck do you think we f*ckin' come from?

Reporter Zac: okay...

Reporter #2: This is Stuart from the super fabulous website ka...

Elder D: ..All these f*cking internet pencil necks...what the f*ck do you want? Why do we even talk to these guys?..Go on...

Reporter Stu: Well..I simply wanted to ask what the purpose of your conference here is today? And..what exactly is the Church of Xyientology?

Elder L: It is simple my good child...we at the church believe in pure MMA...we are against the illegal modern medicines that give MMA citizens unfair advantages...and profit others not affiliated with the Church, which knows what is best for them.

Elder F: Yes, good people of combat sports land...steroids are bad. The people who do them are bad and evil. They will harm you and MMA...they will destroy the good things we...I mean...we all.... have built from the start...this world was created for great gains..um..harmony....do not let evil steroids and chemicals...performance enhancers destroy what has been built as an MMA heaven on earth...the ancient prophets have told us...that should Steroids and thier cousins infiltrate the sanctity we have made here....a great plague will be unleashed...staph infections will run rampant....holy places such as gyms and dojos will farm out from every strip mall...and claim to be the truth, black belts will soon number in the millions... but teach false scripture....turning all good people of MMAland...to sheep...we at the Church..know what is best....Xyientology teaches what is right and what is wrong. We have sensed a disturbance in the force..the levels of the S-meters have risen....the Xyorhythms are out of order.....profits have dropped....steroids are out there....they must be stopped...We have formed the team of Los Super Amigos to fulfill this mission...but our forces are stretched..are enemies are many.....

Elder D: Yeah, there's a lot of bad F@cking dudes out there...I know...I have seen 'em...we got to stop these guys (reads from his scroll)...Wanderlei Silva...Vitamin "S"....Karelin...F^cking some sh*t called RUSSIAN BEAR...I don't know what the F*ck that is......Shogun....and look at this guy...
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..I mean what the F*ck?!..He obviously is an MMA Pimp, and we all know that F*ckin' Pimps push F*ckin' "S"..I do live in Vegas...I mean..heaven...whatever...look at him...he ain't using? Gimme a f#ckin' break...

Elder F: That is enough for now, brother D. Like we said good people of the real world. Our enemies are many. Your enemies are the same. But we are making great strides. Recently we brought to justice the one they call the Baby Face Assassin, and he was punished for his past indiscretions. He has been counciled and rehabilitated to the good side. Also, we have apprehended the Muscle Shark and he will stand trial for his sins.....our current situation is interesting...The Iceman is on a mission to stop Silva and Royce Gracie. I have confidence he will do just that. He is a true believer. Captain America has the courage to face the monstrous Russian Bear. We must have confidence in our good captain. IRON MAN has been called on a special mission...an alliance of the good forces of the combat world...to put an end to a monopoly of power....in what we suspect is another super performance enhanced cult...hooked on steroids....we must SPIKE them to justice!

Reporter #3: Ok...well....hi..Jesse from Mania...since you guys obviously are on top of things..as for fighting...other than steroids and crime...which specific fighters will your team of Super Amigos be facing?

Elder L: Fate determines our battles...

Reporter Jesse: Okay..so..maybe we will actually get to see Karelin versus Couture or Chuck vs Wanderlei?

Elder F: If it is to be..it will be...

Reporter Jesse: Dude..that really doesn't make sense.

Reporter Stu: What about Fedor? Is he on your hit list? A possible rematch with Randy..or are you concerned on facing him again?

Elder D: Fedor? F*ck Fedor! Fedor f*ckin' sucks! He ain't even a top 5 Villian on my f*cking scroll here....c'mon..F*ck him. He's too cheap to f*ckin' buy "S" anyways..him and his f*cking agents..F@ck the lot of 'em!

Reporter Jesse: Well..what about Otsuka? Is he ever going to fight?

Elder F: Otsuka is on a spiritual mission my child.

Reporter Jesse: Child? Hey guys..I'm not..

Elder L: Do not take offense..it is not of literal meaning..we think on a higher level than you mortals...it is...a compliment..trust us.

Reporter Jesse: Um..ok..and so Otsuka will not be fighting?

Elder D: Open your F*cking ears man...bro...quit crying down there...Otsuka is on a mission...he left the f*ckin' house to do some f*ckin' cooking or something man...

Reporter Stu: He went to cook?

Elder L: Some men fight battles...beyond the ring...Otsuka's...fight....is of great importance to the future of your kind...of man kind itself...

Reporter Jesse: Are you serious? He is with some reality TV chef in England. Food sucks in England...what..

Elder D: Shut the F*ck up! We tell you what you need to know....believe us we know what is right..you are f*cking supid...Reality TV kicks ass...it is important for our fighters..for the good of peace and sh*t like that..to mingle..its how we'll rule the wor..I mean f*cking save the world...

Reporter Jesse: Alright, I'm out of here. (reporter leaves)

Elder F: Our work here is done. We leave you good people of MMAland now...but be warned...The Battle will soon begin..Good versus Evil...the malice of steroids must be stopped..and we will do the good work to accomplish that..believe in us..the Church of Xyientology means you all well.....we appreciate your support...you can pick up your Xyience products legally at nutrition stores nationwide, and our new Affliction Super Amigos tee-shirts will be available next week....we depart you in peace..

Elder L: Stay strong true believers....we'll be watching.

Elder D: Yeah..whatever the F*ck he said...

[The Elders vanish off into the sky and leave the few remaining members of the press corps baffled at what they just saw momentarily, until reporter Zac agrees to take everyone out for sammiches.]

[Global Honored]

A WHO'S WHO to the mythology of KFPL's Los Super Amigos

The Church of Xyientology - The spiritual organization established to oversee and protect the morality of the MMA Universe....did someone dare say the word "crusade"?

The Elders - (3 currently known, identified as Elder L, Elder F and Elder D) The small blue deity figures that established the Church of Xyientology. Their motives are yet to be determined, though the claim to look after the better good of MMAland civilization. Continue to claim they created MMAland in the beginning, though much skepticism surrounds that notion.

MMA Universe, MMAland & Combat Land world - Synonymous. Where the regular folk live. Like Earth and stuff.

Los Super Amigos - A team of super powered fighters formed to serve justice in the MMA Universe and follow the Church of Xyientology's code of ethics, their creed.

Captain America - (alter ego Randy Couture) Team Leader and all around super good guy. Official team baby kisser, back patter, autograph signer and face of the franchise.

Iceman - (alter ego Chuck Liddell)The proverbial wildman/badass of the group. Very determined to do justice by any means necessary. Takes no prisoners attitude. Throw first, ask questions later. Likes to stay out late, just to hang out of course.

Iron Man - (alter ego Andy Hug) A legendary fighter who has recently returned to the MMA Universe. He is an icon, a skilled fighter with different abilities than his teammates. Perceived as a do-gooder, but with a fiery attitude when pressed. Could take leadership role if necessary. Recently agreed to take part in a "secret" alliance. Whose side is he truly on?

Diet Butcher - (alter ego Alexander Otsuka, among other names) Enigmatic member of the team. Once performed as a professional wrestler. Dabbles in the kitchen. Currently on assigned leave to perfect his skills in Europe.

The Hall of Justice - Fortress located in Las Vegas, NV (USA, MMAland) that is headquarters to the team. Where they sleep and stuff. And train too.

Alfred - Team Butler and house keeper to the Hall of Justice. In no way affiliated with that Caped Crusader fella. Totally different dude. Seriously. It's merely coincidence.

Druid - (alter ego John Hackelman) Cultish follower of the Church of Xyientology. Often appears on Hall of Justice doorsteps babbling on about the end of the world.

The Invisible Jet - It's a jet. It's hard to see. The team flies in it. To get from Point A to Point B, and sometimes to get back from Point B.

Gordon Ramsey - Mentoring Chef to Diet Butcher. Reality TV star. Proven yet monotonous system of fixing restaraunts. Official team status unknown. Relevence also...yet to be determined. Likes the F word. Could be a deity morphed into humanform. Just saying...it's a possibility.

STEROIDS, Vitamin "S", RUSSIAN BEAR, etc. - All types of illegal perfromance enhancers that Los Super Amigos has vowed to put an end to for the sake of humanity.

Affliction - Company that makes super cool tee shirts and hats featuring skulls using thin material, tightly constructed to show off bulging male muscles. Totally not overplayed and very ungay. Provides official apparel for the team.

Xyience - Legal supplements approved by the Elders. Official sponsor of team.

KNOWN ADVERSARIES:
Royce Gracie (steroid abuser) ANNIHILATED!
Wanderlei Silva "The Axe Murderer" (Proponent of Vitamin "S")
Alexander Karelin (Human experiment for RUSSIAN BEAR syrum)
Muscle Shark (brought to justice)
---many more enemies yet to be revealed---

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THE ICEMAN CHRONICLES
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

They claimed it was he, the false prophet and his divine family that "started" MMAland. That was a lie. Though they have taken more than enough credit over the years. He was the golden child, the chosen one. But from the beginning, his dominant reign, he belived his own hype and he never grew, he never evolved. He followed his same creed, his family name. In later years, he has become a caricature of himself, a shadow of the "great" man he once was. When the realization hit, that he was not so "golden" or so "chosen" he began to look for alternatives, other means to accomplish his goals. He broke the law. He cheated. He went against everything MMAland stands for. He used......(drum roll).....STEROIDS!

The code could not be restored. He had to be punished for his crimes. Enter Los Super Amigos and the enforcer of the law of MMAland, the ICEMAN. The hunt was long, the prize was large. He had escaped capture before, but not on this night. The Iceman found his prey and proceeded to make the kill, for justice sake. In a matter of only minutes, the Gracie, the villian was toppled. The ICEMAN put the accussed to sleep for the count. Justice has been served. There is only one law in MMAland, and it is...LOS SUPER AMIGOS!

CAPTURED, TRIED, CONVICTED & ANNIHILATED:
royce gracie (steroids)
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[Jofeljoh!]

You sir, have a twisted mind! But I like it LOL

[Global Honored]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Randy Couture comes out of the Hall of Justice, dressed in a red, white and blue full length robe, a bleached blonde wig on his head, designer sunglasses and a rolex watch. He struts to the podium where a small group of reporters have gathered.

Couture: Wooooooo! (more strutting)

Reporter Zac: Um..that is verrrrry original...

Couture: I am the NATURAL BOY...Wooooooo!...Woooooooo!...Woooooo! Styling and Profiling like only I can....kissing all the purty girls....Woooooooo!

Reporter Stu: I suppose you are supposed to be a Ric Flair knockoff?

Couture: Woooooo! I AM THE MAN HIMSELF! And everybody knows....To Be Tha Man...You Gotta....Beat....Tha Man!...WOOOOOO!

Reporter Jesse: Yeah bro, we've heard all this before...for like thirty years...my dad was a kid when Ric Flair was big...

Couture: Good things only get better with age...like a...wooooo....fine wine....I am the Natural Boy....! Wooooo!

Reporter Stu: And this obviously has something to do with the Team League Fights at UCFC V...your opponents are called the Four Horsemen...so....we get it.

Couture: Listen up you ham-n-eggers....wooooo....the Natural Boy is gonna walk that line....style and profile...

Reporter Jesse: Yeah..you already said that.

Couture:...I will be wheelin and dealin and kiss stealin....a limousine riding, jet flyin' son of a gun...woooooo!

Reporter Stu: Okay...really. Wow.

[Then out walks Otsuka, Hug, Butler Alfred and Druid Hackelman all dressed up in ancient football uniforms, leather helmets and all....Otsuka strikes a Heisman pose, well at least attempts to.]

Reporter Zac: And let me guess, you guys are the Four Horsemen...from Notre Dame...yeah...that's really really...

Reporter Jesse: ..lame...

[Otsuka throws football, like a girl, at reporters...but misses embarassingly badly]

Couture:..Horsemen...woooo....at UCFC Five....inside that steel cage....with the millions watching around the world...woooooo...you will pay the price of a wrestling lifetime...we are ready..to bleed...woooo..to sweat....wooo....and to beat you down....wooo...with the figure four leglock if we have to....woooooo....can I get a wooooo?

Reporters: (mockingly) ...wooo....

Couture: We WILL BE...The Team League Champions of the World....wooooooo...and wear that twenty pounds of gold....or my name isn't....woooooooooo...the Natural Boy!!!!