Bob Sapp’s Most Absurd

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Four jump out at me:

- A bizarre, “unbalanced” swaying of Sapp’s physical frame in the Kimo fight

- The “face break” by CroCop, and the subsequent hysterics as he lay on the canvas

- His most recent “crumble, cry and wait for count out” against Aerts

- The walk-out that foreclosed a third contest with Hoost

Contribute if inclined.

[Razor Bump]

The fact that he stopped Hoost twice and didn't have the money for a 3rd fight.

The fact that Aerts and CroCop are tough as hell

The fact that Kimo caught him with a good shot. Then lost.... though that looked like a work and a fight thrown..... nothing really absurd there.

If you want to talk absurd with him you can talk about the MMA match where he kept beating the little Japanese fighter apart with several people pulling him off..... that was absurd.

[( o Y o )]

I prefer when he was on the mat after being hit low in his fight against Sefo (and more importantly, after fouling by hitting Sefo in the head when Sefo was on the mat) in tears and not getting up, Greco screamed at him to suck it up and get to his feet. Sapps reply was "But Remy didn`t."

[Lefthook]

Get your facts right Tits , Kakuda the ref told him to get up , he is embarassing K-1 , then he cried about Remy not getting up !! Sam Greco told him if he didn't get up , he would jump in the ring and fuck him up personally !!!

[( o Y o )]

I was close enough for the little sleep I got over the past 72 hours :P

Point being, he actually thought he could milk it ala when he fouled Remy.

[Lefthook]

You will get more sleep if you stop drinking ....... lol !!!

Remember , if you are not a real fighter and you sign a 20 fight contract , it doesn't matter if you win or lose , you just wanna get out of the ring asap and get paid , that's why he does stupid shit in the ring , hoping to catch his apponent early , and when he sees he is in trouble or gets tired , he gives his OSCAR performance , easy !!!

[( o Y o )]

You will get more sleep if you stop drinking ....... lol !!!

Bastard! lol

Remember , if you are not a real fighter and you sign a 20 fight contract , it doesn't matter if you win or lose , you just wanna get out of the ring asap and get paid , that's why he does stupid shit in the ring , hoping to catch his apponent early , and when he sees he is in trouble or gets tired , he gives his OSCAR performance , easy !!!

That is a pretty good summary of what his career is/was. With the occasional bit of help from opponents getting sudden injuries and kakuda giving him rests.

[Lefthook]

He was once again one step ahead of FEG !! Taking this fight with Peter made his old contract null and void , because he bridged on that one he couldn't do anything , FEG had him by the balls !! Now he signed the one fight contract , he is forgiven by FEG , no more contract that restricts him from doing anything ............................ he just had to show his face in the ring and get the hell out and he was a free man , think about that !!!!

[Lefthook]

By the way , get your fat ass to Tokyo so we can have a drink !!

[( o Y o )]

By the way , get your fat ass to Tokyo so we can have a drink !!


LOL...Thursday mate....you wont be able to keep me away from there.

[Lefthook]

Why , do you like 70kg boys ????

[( o Y o )]

What can I say.....Masato has metrosexual down pat! lol

[Lefthook]

I should've known !!!

[Long Fist]

not absurd, but surreal:

Nogueira shoots Bob lifths Nog up effortlessly and goes for a PILEDRIVER.

[Lord Gaul]

I don't know why this is so surprising to people. Sapp had a good run and he was an overachiever in life. He beat a few guys he should have never beat and he made money that he should never have made. He is alright at MMA so heros should be his focus. I think a fight with him and Brack is must see TV. Outside of that he shouldn't return to the stand up world.

I guess I am not as critical of Bob because for the most part he is what I expected and his career was what I expected.