Create your own conspiracy theory!!!

[FieldingMellish]

Just fill in the blanks and see how you too can create the wild-eyed ravings of the insane paranoid conspiracy theorist.

Loads of fun.

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

[FieldingMellish]

Here's what I came up with:

In order to understand Pride screwing Yuki Kondo on decisions you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret society made up of Jews with help from Chute Boxe.

The conspiracy first started during UFC2 in Denver. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Kennedy assasination.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by heavy drinking and public urination.

They want to smash Nelson Mandela and imprison resisters in Stoke-on-Trent using hovercrafts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must take to the streets. Since the media is controlled by Hilary and Bill Clinton we should get our information from sherdog.com.

[MZN]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Semmy Schilt's succes you need to realize that everything is controlled by a a band of gypsies made up of guinea pigs with help from Feyenoord Supporters.

The conspiracy first started during Tsjernobyl disaster in the toilet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Fedor eating a dog soup.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by getting KTFO'd.

They want to right Jab Tank Abbot and imprison resisters in Waddinxveen using Skippy ball.

In order to prepare for this, we all must resign. Since the media is controlled by Greenpeace we should get our information from Abdul Al Shahaf.

[Grant Ellis]

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by heavy drinking and public urination.


Phil Baroni??

[-=[DM]=-]

In order to understand nothing at all you need to realize that everything is controlled by a a tactical command squad made up of desperate housewifes with help from nerdy star trek fans.
The conspiracy first started during a gay pride parade in Teheran. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the last star wars movie.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by making no sense at all.

They want to undress garbage men and imprison resisters in perfume shops using canons to shoot them up in the air and down the chimney.

In order to prepare for this, we all must yawn out load. Since the media is controlled by the Dalai Lama we should get our information from ancient cave paintings.

[-=[DM]=-]

In order to understand Kakutougi.info you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of administrators made up of albino midgets with help from DSE and FEG.
The conspiracy first started during the 2002 K-1 World GP Final in Tokyo. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including PRIDE signing Tank Abbot and Fedor's broken hand.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cuddling with their computers.

They want to ban MZN, K++s, Jofejoj and lots of others and imprison resisters in the foreign language forum using their secret administrator powers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must post nude pictures of ourselves. Since the media is controlled by FieldingMellish and ( o Y o ) we should get our information from -=[DM]=-.

[Shinbone]

hahahahh marvellous!!!

[MZN]

Oh damnit I knew it all along! I need to find my camera quick!!!!

[( o Y o )]

=-']
In order to prepare for this, we all must post nude pictures of ourselves.

While the rest of DM's theory may be true, this line is only aimed at the female members here, and only to be PM'd to me. :-D

[Shinbone]

While the rest of DM's theory may be true, this line is only aimed at the female members here, and only to be PM'd to me. :-D

Female members huh? Just browse through my women thread, you'll find plenty of them ..................... about 3:)

[( o Y o )]

Female members huh? Just browse through my women thread, you'll find plenty of them ..................... about 3:)

You mean there are only three NOT hiding from you :-P lol

[Shinbone]

You mean there are only three NOT hiding from you :-P lol

well, you haven't seen how many pm I've got from all those ladies, loads of them:) I need continueously empty my inbox because otherwise it gets too full. ohhhhh, jeezz it's 1:35 am here, it must be a dream:)