Sportsnavi Google translations and Chonan

[FieldingMellish]

Just checked out the sportsnavi site again and noticed some of the bizarre sounding translations Google makes. I'd heard Ryo Chonan v. Anderson Silva had been announced by Pride but from the way everything is translated I have no idea who Chonan is actually fighting. Though I can tell it's a Brazilian.

I've pasted the whole card below. My favourite has to be 'Cherry tree garden harmony will' but there are some other real crackers on there. This is cool, I've found a new game to amuse myself with.

< Schedule card >

Akira Chonan (Japan / free)
アンデウソン * シウバ (Brazil)

< Announcement card >

It is cheap raw Yoji (Japan / free)
High un * Gray sea (Brazil / high un Gray sea softly technique academy)

< Decisive card >

[ Main event PRIDE heavyweight GP final & heavyweight championship 1r10 amount * 2r5 amount * 3r5 amount ]
エメリヤーエンコ * ヒョードル (the Russian / lead devil / ace)
アントニオ * ホドリゴ * ノゲイラ (the Brazilian / ブラジリアン * top team / provisional ace)
ミルコ * clo glass (the Croatia / team * clo glass)
Cabin * Lundell man (the American / hammer house)

Yoshida 秀 彦 (the Japanese / Yoshida school)
ルーロン * gardener (the United States / free)

ヴァンダレイ * シウバ (the Brazilian / シュートボクセ * academy / middleweight ace)
Cherry tree garden harmony will (the Japanese / Takeda school)

Don * ヘンダーソン (the American / team * QUEST)
Kondo possession oneself (the Japanese / flat tire lath ism)

Gomi Takashi model (the Japanese / butt end school wrestling classroom)
ジェンス * パルヴァー (the American / team * extreme)

Cascade book sincerity (Japan / free)
Aggressive dragon (America / free)

Giant * シルバ (Brazil / free)
チェ * ムベ (the Korean / CMA-KPW KOREA)

Wheel growth Hisashi Mino (Japan / free)
Stefan * レコ (Germany / golden * glory)

[GarouMAX]

Since when has Google had a translator?
All the online ones suck anyway, cant make sense out of them at all.

[RedHawk]

This has to be the best one


"Gomi Takashi model (the Japanese / butt end school wrestling classroom)"



2nd place goes to


clo glass

VS (crop cop vs randleman)

Cabin * Lundell man




Cabin * Lundell man, LOL!!!

[-=[DM]=-]

I especially like babelfish's translation of kazushi sakuraba: Cherry tree garden harmony will, lol that's hillarious.

Translating japanese texts in babelfish really make for some good laughs.

[GarouMAX]

Masato/魔裟斗 = Demon 裟斗
Even Babelfish recognizes Masato's awesomness.

[( o Y o )]

It says the Chonan vs Anderson is "schedualed", but it is not in the confirmed section.

[Cracked_Knuckle]

If this fight goes ahead I can really see Chonan taking this one. He was really doing well against Newton and if their was a third round I think he`d have finished him.

[freefightdave]

If this fight goes ahead I can really see Chonan taking this one. He was really doing well against Newton and if their was a third round I think he`d have finished him.
I can`t see him defeating Silva if the fight happens.