Some fun

[ArtOfWar]

Ok, this has been done in a couple of other forums I used to visit; but its fun to do anyways. Basically:

Fighter A beats Fighter B
Fighter B beats Fighter C
Fighter C beats Fighter A

Eg: Silva beat Sakuraba
Sakuraba beat Belfort
Belfort beat Silva

The more fighters you can come up with in the loop, the better. Dont worry too much about technicalities. I'll go with mine:

Rampage beat Liddell
Liddell beat Babalu
Babalu beat Shogun
Shogun beat Rampage

[FieldingMellish]

Its a fun game but as soon as somebody mentions Travis Fulton we'll end up with loops about 286 stages long. Oh bugger, I've gone and mentioned Travis Fulton.

[FieldingMellish]

Valentijn Overeem beat Randy Couture
Randy Couture beat Chuck Liddell
Chuck Liddell beat Vernon White
Vernon White beat Minoru Suzuki
Minoru Suzuki beat Maurice Smith
Maurice Smith beat Mark Coleman
Mark Coleman beat Gary Goodridge
Gary Goodridge beat Valentijn Overeem

[FieldingMellish]

Another one, and still no Travis Fulton:

Hayato Sakurai beat Daijyu Takase
Daijyu Takase beat Anderson Silva
Anderson Silva beat Carlos Newton
Carlos Newton beat Jose Pele Landi-Jons
Jose Pele Landi-Jons beat Matt Hughes
Matt Hughes beat Hayato Sakurai

[ArtOfWar]

*lol* Never thought about the Ironman. You're on a roll Fielding! Here is another

Rogerio Nog beat Sakuraba
Sakuraba beat Rampage
Rampage beat Igor
Igor beat Enson
Enson beat Couture
Couture beat Liddell
Liddell beat White
White beat Matyushenko
Matyushenko beat Rogerio Nog

[ArtOfWar]

Last one from me until someone comes to topple my crown (King of time wasters)

Mirko beat Igor
Igor beat Yvel
Yvel beat Goodridge
Goodridge beat V. Overeem
V. Overeem beat I. Freeman
I. Freeman beat Mir
Mir beat Sylvia
Sylvia beat Rodriguez
Rodriguez beat Couture
Couture beat Randleman
Randleman beat Mirko

[FieldingMellish]

A loop of eleven? Thats some impressive time wasting there, lol. Will have to beat that one, somehow.

[FieldingMellish]

OK, this is now officially getting ridiculous. I've got a loop of 25 and am stopping now. Anyone obsessive/bored enough to try and top that is welcome to try but I get the feeling nobody is quite as bored and obsessive as me:

Kazayuki Fujita beat Ken Shamrock
Ken Shamrock beat Dan Severn
Dan Severn beat Forrest Griffin
Forrest Griffin beat Ebenezer Fontes Braga
Ebenezer Fontes Braga beat Daijiro Matsui
Daijiro Matsui beat Jose Pele Landi-Jons
Jose Pele Landi-Jons beat Matt Hughes
Matt Hughes beat Frank Trigg
Frank Trigg beat Renato Charuto Verissimo
Renato Charuto Verissimo beat Carlos Newton
Carlos Newton beat Erik Paulson
Erik Paulson beat Masanori Suda
Masanori Suda beat Yuki Sasaki
Yuki Sasaki beat Osami Shibuya
Osami Shibuya beat Leon Dijk
Leon Dijk beat Evan Tanner
Evan Tanner beat Ikuhisa Minowa
Ikuhisa Minowa beat Gilbert Yvel
Gilbert Yvel beat Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
Tsuyoshi Kohsaka beat Fedor Emelianenko
Fedor Emelianenko beat Ricardo Arona
Ricardo Arona beat Dan Henderson
Dan Henderson beat Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera
Antonio Rodrigo Noguiera beat Mirko Cro Cop
Mirko Cro Cop beat Kazayuki Fujita

[-=[DM]=-]

1. Fedor beat Nogueira
2. Nogueira beat Mirko Filipovic
3. Mirko Filipovic beat Alexander Emelianenko
4. Alexander Emelianenko beat Carlos Baretto
5. Carlos Baretto beat Tra Tellingman
6. Tra Tellingman beat Igor Vovchanchyn
7. Igor Vovchancyn beat Sakuraba
8. Sakuraba beat Ryan Gracie
9. Ryan Gracie beat Shungo Oyama
10. Shungo Oyama beat Valentijn Overeem
11. Valentijn Overeem beat Ian Freeman
12. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
13. Frank Mir beat Tim Sylvia
14. Tim Sylvia beat Ricco Rodriguez
15. Ricco Rodriguez beat Paul Buentello
16. Paul Buentello beat Bobby Hoffman
17. Bobby Hoffman beat Alistair Overeem
18. Alistair Overeem beat Vitor Belfort
19. Vitor Belfort beat Gilbert Yvel
20. Gilbert Yvel beat Semmy Schilt
21. Semmy Shilcht beat Gan McGee
22. Gan McGee beat Pedro Rizzo
23. Pedro Rizzo beat Josh Barnett
24. Josh Barnett beat Randy Couture
25. Randy Couture beat Koshaka
26. Koshaka beat Fedor

Take that FieldingMellish!! :)

[ArtOfWar]

LOL! Go DM! :)

[FieldingMellish]

=-']Take that FieldingMellish!! :)

This means WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FieldingMellish]

In your face, -=[DM]=-
A loop of 28. FieldingMellish is the Champion!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha


1. Masakatsu Funaki beat Frank Shamrock
2. Frank Shamrock beat Tito Ortiz
3. Tito Ortiz beat Vitor Belfort
4. Vitor Belfort beat Wanderlei Silva
5. Wanderlei Silva beat Kazushi Sakuraba
6. Kazushi Sakuraba beat Royce Gracie
7. Royce Gracie beat Ken Shamrock
8. Ken Shamrock beat Bas Rutten
9. Bas Rutten beat Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
10. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka beat Ron Waterman
11. Ron Waterman beat Kevin Randleman
12. Kevin Randleman beat Mirko Cro Cop
13. Mirko Cro Cop beat Igor Vovchanchyn
14. Igor Vovchanchyn beat Yuki Kondo
15. Yuki Kondo beat Mario Sperry
16. Mario Sperry beat Vernon White
17. Vernon White beat David Terrell
18. David Terrell beat Matt Lindland
19. Matt Lindland beat Travis Lutter
20. Travis Lutter beat Marvin Eastman
21. Marvin Eastman beat Quinton Jackson
22. Quinton Jackson beat Ricardo Arona
23. Ricardo Arona beat Dan Henderson
24. Dan Henderson beat Hiromitsu Kanehara
25. Hiromitsu Kanehara beat Jeremy Horn
26. Jeremy Horn beat Chuck Liddell
27. Chuck Liddell beat Guy Mezger
28. Guy Mezger beat Masakatsu Funaki

[K++s]

In your face, -=[DM]=-
A loop of 28. FieldingMellish is the Champion!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha


1. Masakatsu Funaki beat Frank Shamrock
2. Frank Shamrock beat Tito Ortiz
3. Tito Ortiz beat Vitor Belfort
4. Vitor Belfort beat Wanderlei Silva
5. Wanderlei Silva beat Kazushi Sakuraba
6. Kazushi Sakuraba beat Royce Gracie
7. Royce Gracie beat Ken Shamrock
8. Ken Shamrock beat Bas Rutten
9. Bas Rutten beat Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
10. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka beat Ron Waterman
11. Ron Waterman beat Kevin Randleman
12. Kevin Randleman beat Mirko Cro Cop
13. Mirko Cro Cop beat Igor Vovchanchyn
14. Igor Vovchanchyn beat Yuki Kondo
15. Yuki Kondo beat Mario Sperry
16. Mario Sperry beat Vernon White
17. Vernon White beat David Terrell
18. David Terrell beat Matt Lindland
19. Matt Lindland beat Travis Lutter
20. Travis Lutter beat Marvin Eastman
21. Marvin Eastman beat Quinton Jackson
22. Quinton Jackson beat Ricardo Arona
23. Ricardo Arona beat Dan Henderson
24. Dan Henderson beat Hiromitsu Kanehara
25. Hiromitsu Kanehara beat Jeremy Horn
26. Jeremy Horn beat Chuck Liddell
27. Chuck Liddell beat Guy Mezger
28. Guy Mezger beat Masakatsu Funaki

WAR FM!!11!!!

Even though you do work for the government...

[-=[DM]=-]

Is that the best you got? yawn.. :)

1. Gary Goodridge beat Jan Nortje
2. Jan Nortje beat Tadao Yasuda
3. Tadao Yasuda beat Masaaki Satake
4. Masaaki Satake beat Kazunari Murakami
5. Kazunari Murakami beat Akihiro Gono
6. Akihiro Gono beat Chris Haseman
7. Chris Haseman beat Carlos Barreto
8. Carlos Barreto beat Kevin Randleman
9. Kevin Randleman beat Murilo Rua
10. Murilo Rua beat Mario Sperry
11. Mario Sperry beat Hirotaka Yokoi
12. Hirotaka Yokoi beat Jerrel Venetiaan
13 Jerrel Venetiaan beat Daijiro Matsui
14. Daijiro Matsui beat Pele
15. Pele beat Matt Hughes
16. Matt Hughes beat Frank Trigg
17. Frank Trigg beat Renato Verissimo
18. Renato Verissimo beat Carlos Newton
19. Carlos Newton beat Pat Miletich
20. Pat Miletich beat Kenichi Yamamoto
21. Kenichi Yamamoto beat Daiju Takase
22. Daiju Takase beat Anderson Silva
23. Anderson Silva beat Alex Stiebling
24. Alex Stiebling beat Wallid Ismail
26. Wallid Ismail beat Shungo Oyama
27. Shungo Oyama beat Renzo Gracie
28. Renzo Gracie beat Alexander Otsuka
29. Alexander Otsuka beat Marco Ruas
30. Marco Ruas beat Gary Goodridge

[FieldingMellish]

AAARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

This will NOT stand!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to get you for this. When I've got time, which I don't right now.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[( o Y o )]

LMAO....this thread.....a good one to start with, is becoming quite entertaining. I sense a litle "Melish-Rage" about to bubble to the surface.

[FieldingMellish]

Alright -=[DM]=-, I found the time. Beat this, I've got 39 of the bastards!! MELLISH TRIUMPH! MELLISH TRIUMPH!!!!!!

1. Evangelista Cyborg Santos beat Osami Shibuya
2. Osami Shibuya beat Ian Freeman
3. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
4. Frank Mir beat Pete Williams
5. Pete Williams beat Kiuma Kunioku
6. Kiuma Kunioku beat Nathan Marquardt
7. Nathan Marquardt beat Yves Edwards
8. Yves Edwards beat Josh Thomson
9. Josh Thomson beat Hermes Franca
10. Hermes Franca beat Caol Uno
11. Caol Uno beat Dennis Hallman
12. Dennis Hallman beat Matt Hughes
13. Matt Hughes beat Sean Sherk
14. Sean Sherk beat Benji Radach
15. Benji Radach beat Gustavo Machado
16. Gustavo Machado beat Kiyoshi Tamura
17. Kiyoshi Tamura beat Renzo Gracie
18. Renzo Gracie beat Sanae Kikuta
19. Sanae Kikuta beat Elvis Sinosic
20. Elvis Sinosic beat Jeremy Horn
21. Jeremy Horn beat Gilbert Yvel
22. Gilbert Yvel beat Semmy Schilt
23. Semmy Schilt beat Guy Mezger
24. Guy Mezger beat Tito Ortiz
25. Tito Ortiz beat Ken Shamrock
26. Ken Shamrock beat Maurice Smith
27. Maurice Smith beat Branden Lee Hinkle
28. Branden Lee Hinkle beat Jorge Rivera
29. Jorge Rivera beat Travis Lutter
30. Travis Lutter beat Marvin Eastman
31. Marvin Eastman beat Vernon White
32. Vernon White beat Vladimir Matyushenko
33. Vladimir Matyushenko beat Pedro Rizzo
34. Pedro Rizzo beat Ricco Rodriguez
35. Ricco Rodriguez beat Randy Couture
36. Randy Couture beat Chuck Liddell
37. Chuck liddell beat Renato Babalu Sobral
38. Renato Babalu Sobral beat Mauricio Shogun Rua
39. Mauricio Shogun Rua beat Evangelista Cyborg Santos

[-=[DM]=-]

please.. just surrender and spare yourself the humiliation..

1. Yuki Kondo beat Semmy Schilt
2. Semmy Schilt beat Pete Williams
3. Pete Williams beat Mark Coleman
4. Mark Coleman beat Dan Severn
5. Dan Severn beat Ebenezer Fontes Braga
6. Ebenezer Fontes Braga beat Jeremy Horn
7. Jeremy Horn beat Gilbert Yvel
8. Gilbert Yvel beat Gary Goodridge
9. Gary Goodridge beat Don Frye
10. Don Frye beat Mark Hall
11. Mark Hall beat Harold Howard
12. Harold Howard beat Royce Gracie (a thrown towel is a legit win!!)
13. Royce Gracie beat Ken Shamrock
14. Ken Shamrock beat Bas Rutten
15. Bas Rutten beat Frank Shamrock
16. Frank Shamrock beat Enson Inoue
17. Enson Inoue beat Randy Couture
18. Randy Couture beat Pedro Rizzo
19. Pedro Rizzo beat Tra Tellingman
20. Tra Tellingman beat Igor Vovchanchyn
21. Igor Vovchanchyn beat Akira Shoji
22. Akira Shoji beat Alex Stiebling
23. Alex Stiebling beat Allan Goes
24. Allan Goes beat Vernon White
25. Vernon White beat David Terrell
26. David Terrell beat Matt Lindland
27. Matt Lindland beat Phil Baroni
28. Phil Baroni beat Amar Suolev
29. Amar Suolev beat Din Thomas
30. Din Thomas beat Jens Pulver
31. Jens Pulver beat Bj. Penn
32. Bj. Penn beat Rodrigo Gracie
33. Rodrigo Gracie beat Daijiro Matsui
34. Daijiro Matsui beat Quinton Jackson
35. Quinton Jackson beat Chuck Liddell
36. Chuch Liddell beat Renato Sobral
37. Renato Sobral beat Maurice Smith
38. Maurice Smith beat Bobby Hoffman
39. Bobby Hoffman beat Ricco Rodriguez
40. Ricco Rodriguez beat Andrei Arlovski
41. Andrei Arlovski beat Vladimir Matyushenko
42. Vladimir Matyushenko beat Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
43. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira beat Guy Mezger
44. Guy Mezger beat Tito Ortiz
45. Tito Ortiz beat Wanderlei Silva
46. Wanderlei Silva beat Yuki Kondo

[MZN]

haha lol, Mellish rage will be some sort of Mellish H-bomb :p

[MexicanFighter39]

LOL, This One Could Get Really Ugly...But Its Entertaining To Watch.

[FieldingMellish]

Pure, unadulterated Mellish RAGE, RAGE, RAGE!

[FieldingMellish]

A measly 46, is that really the best you do, DM? Look and wither away as I destroy your pathetic 46 with a gargantuan, enormous, obsessive-compulsive-tastic, 48.

And the crowd goes wild for Mellish! Hear them roar, hear the chants of 'Mellish, Mellish, Mellish.'

1. Quinton Jackson beat Mikhail Illoukhine
2. Mikhail Illoukhine beat Randy Couture
3. Randy Couture beat Ryushi Yanagisawa
4. Ryushi Yanagisawa beat John Lober
5. John Lober beat Frank Shamrock
6. Frank Shamrock beat Bas Rutten
7. Bas Rutten beat Manabu Yamada
8. Manabu Yamada beat Jason DeLucia
9. Jason DeLucia beat Takafumi Ito
10. Takafumi Ito beat Jason Godsey
11. Jason Godsey beat Kengo Watanabe
12. Kengo Watanabe beat Dos Caras Jr
13. Dos Caras Jr beat Brad Kohler
14. Brad Kohler beat Travis Fulton
15. Travis Fulton beat Joe Riggs
16. Joe Riggs beat Joe Doerksen
17. Joe Doerksen beat Lee Murray
18. Lee Murray beat Jose Pele Landi-Jons
19. Jose Pele Landi-Jons beat Rodney Faverus
20. Rodney Faverus beat Tom Sauer
21. Tom Sauer beat Enson Inoue
22. Enson Inoue beat Rene Rooze
23. Rene Rooze beat Ivan Salaverry
24. Ivan Salaverry beat Andrei Semenov
25. Andrei Semenov beat Amar Suloev
26. Amar Suloev beat Dean Lister
27. Dean Lister beat Akira Shoji
28. Akira Shoji beat Wallid Ismail
29. Wallid Ismail beat Shungo Oyama
30. Shungo Oyama beat Valentijn Overeem
31. Valentijn Overeem beat Renato Babalu Sobral
32. Renato Babalu Sobral beat Travis Wiuff
33. Travis Wiuff beat Carlos Barretto
34. Carlos Barretto beat Bobby Hoffman
35. Bobby Hoffman beat Ricco Rodriguez
36. Ricco Rodriguez beat Andrei Arlovski
37. Andrei Arlovski beat Ian Freeman
38. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
39. Frank Mir beat Tim Sylvia
40. Tim Sylvia beat Gan McGee
41. Gan McGee beat Pedro Rizzo
42. Pedro Rizzo beat Tra Telligman
43. Tra Telligman beat Igor Vovchanchyn
44. Igor Vovchanchyn beat Kazushi Sakuraba
45. Kazushi Sakuraba beat Kevin Randleman
46. Kevin Randleman beat Murilo Ninja Rua
47. Murilo Ninja Rua beat Daijiro Matsui
48. Daijiro Matsui beat Quinton Jackson

[MZN]

"mellish mellish mellish!" I shout standing on top of the toilet rim...

[-=[DM]=-]

You're outmatched and outgunned.. just admit it before we manage to crasch Sherdog's fightfinder!!

1. Joachim Hansen beat Caol Uno
2. Caol Uno beat Dennis Hallman
3. Dennis Hallman beat Matt Hughes
4. Matt Hughes beat Carlos Newton
5. Carlos Newton beat Daijiro Matsui
6. Daijiro Matsui beat Bob Schrijber
7. Bob Schrijber beat Gilbert Yvel
8. Gilbert Yvel beat Carlos Barreto
9. Carlos Barreto beat Bobby Hoffman
10. Bobby Hoffman beat Maurice Smith
11. Maurice Smith beat Mark Coleman
12. Mark Coleman beat Gary Goodridge
13. Gary Goodridge beat Valentijn Overeem
14. Valentijn Overeem beat Randy Couture
15. Randy Couture beat Vitor Belfort
16. Vitor Belfort beat Heath Herring
17. Heath Herring beat Gan McGee
18. Gan McGee beat Pedro Rizzo
19. Pedro Rizzo beat Marc Coleman
20. Marc Coleman beat Allan Goes
21. Allan Goes beat Vernon White
22. Vernon White beat Vladimir Matyushenko
23. Vladimir Matyushenko beat Yuki Kondo
24. Yuki Kondo beat Frank Shamrock
25. Frank Shamrock beat Tito Ortiz
26. Tito Ortiz beat Wanderlei Silva
27. Wanderlei Silva beat Kazushi Sakuraba
28. Kazushi Sakuraba beat Quinton Jackson
29. Quinton Jackson beat Ricardo Arona
30. Ricardo Arona beat Dan Hendersson
31. Dan Hendersson beat Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
32. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira beat Ricco Rodriguez
33. Ricco Rodriguez beat Tsyoshi Koshaka
34. Tsyoshi Koshaka beat Fedor Emelinanenko
35. Fedor Emelianenko beat Kevin Randleman
36. Kevin Randleman beat Renato Sobral
37. Renato Sobral beat Jeremy Horn
38. Jeremy Horn beat Chuck Liddell
39. Chuck Liddell beat Amar Suolev
40. Amar Suolev beat Din Thomas
41. Din Thomas beat Jens Pulver
42. Jens Pulver beat B.J. Penn
43. B.J. Penn beat Takanori Gomi
44. Takanori Gomi beat Rumina Sato
45. Rumina Sato beat Marcio Barbosa
46. Marcio Barbosa beat Takaharu Murahama
47. Takumi Nakayama beat Tatsuya Kawajiri
48. Tatsuya Kawajiri beat Vitor Riberio
49. Vitor Ribeiro beat Joachim Hansen

"mellish mellish mellish!" I shout standing on top of the toilet rim...

bootlicker...

[MZN]

=-']bootlicker...

LoL, I'm sorry he's a mod you're not :p.

I support you both though...

[FieldingMellish]

Beat that one, [DM], a loop of 60!!!! The obsessive-compulsive disorder of Mellish triumphs again!! Mellish wins, Mellish wins, Mellish wins!!!!!

You may worship me as Supreme Grand Overload of the Fight Finder, Knower of the Results and Constructor of the Loop.

1. Dan Henderson beat Carlos Newton
2. Carlos Newton beat Pete Spratt
3. Pete Spratt beat Robbie Lawler
4. Robbie Lawler beat Chris Lytle
5. Chris Lytle beat Kazuo Misaki
6. Kazuo Misaki beat Kiuma Kunioku
7. Kiuma Kunioku beat Daijyu Takase
8. Daijyu Takase beta Anderson Silva
9. Anderson Silva beat Lee Murray
10. Lee Murray beat Jorge Rivera
11. Jorge Rivera beat David Loiseau
12. David Loiseau beat Mark Weir
13. Mark Weir beat Johil De Oliveira
14. Johil De Oliveira beat Jose Pele Landi-Jons
15. Jose Pele Landi-Jons beat Matt Hughes
16. Matt Hughes beat Chris Haseman
17. Chris Haseman beat Elvis Sinosic
18. Elvis Sinosic beat Roberto Traven
19. Roberto Traven beat Maxim Tarasov
20. Maxim Tarasov beat Romazi Korkelia
21. Romazi Korkelia beat Viacheslav Datsik
22. Viacheslav Datsik beat Andrei Arlovski
23. Andrei Arlovski beat Roman Zentsov
24. Roman Zentsov beat Bob Schrijber
25. Bob Schrijber beat Gilbert Yvel
26. Gilbert Yvel beat Ibragim Magomedov
27. Ibragim Magomedov beat Valentijn Overeem
28. Valentijn Overeem beat Ian Freeman
29. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
30. Frank Mir beat Pete Williams
31. Pete Williams beat Mark Coleman
32. Mark Coleman beat Don Frye
33. Don Frye beat Gary Goodridge
34. Gary Goodridge beat Jerry Bohlander
35. Jerry Bohlander beat Kevin Jackson
36. Kevin Jackson beat John Lober
37. John Lober beat Frank Shamrock
38. Frank Shamrock beat Masakatsu Funaki
39. Masakatsu Funaki beat Yoshiki Takahashi
40. Yoshiki Takahashi beat Ryushi Yanagisawa
41. Ryushi Yanagisawa beat Semmy Schilt
42. Semmy Schilt beat Akira Shoji
43. Akira Shoji beat Guy Mezger
44. Guy Mezger beat Tito Ortiz
45. Tito Ortiz beat Wanderlei Silva
46. Wanderlei Silva beat Hidehiko Yoshida
47. Hidehiko Yoshida beat Mark Hunt
48. Mark Hunt beat Daniel Bobish
49. Daniel Bobish beat Eric Pele
50. Eric Pele beat Bobby Hoffman
51. Bobby Hoffman beat Ricco Rodriguez
52. Ricco Rodriguez beat Travis Fulton
53. Travis Fulton beat Heath Herring
54. Heath Herring beat Tom Erickson
55. Tom Erickson beat Kevin Randleman
56. Kevin Randleman beat Pedro Rizzo
57. Pedro Rizzo beat Vernon White
58. Vernon White beat Vladimir Matyushenko
59. Vladimir Matyushenko beat Antonio Rogerio Noguiera
60. Antonio Rogerio Noguiera beat Dan Henderson

[K++s]

Beat that one, [DM], a loop of 60!!!! The obsessive-compulsive disorder of Mellish triumphs again!! Mellish wins, Mellish wins, Mellish wins!!!!!

You may worship me as Supreme Grand Overload of the Fight Finder, Knower of the Results and Constructor of the Loop.

1. Dan Henderson beat Carlos Newton
2. Carlos Newton beat Pete Spratt
3. Pete Spratt beat Robbie Lawler
4. Robbie Lawler beat Chris Lytle
5. Chris Lytle beat Kazuo Misaki
6. Kazuo Misaki beat Kiuma Kunioku
7. Kiuma Kunioku beat Daijyu Takase
8. Daijyu Takase beta Anderson Silva
9. Anderson Silva beat Lee Murray
10. Lee Murray beat Jorge Rivera
11. Jorge Rivera beat David Loiseau
12. David Loiseau beat Mark Weir
13. Mark Weir beat Johil De Oliveira
14. Johil De Oliveira beat Jose Pele Landi-Jons
15. Jose Pele Landi-Jons beat Matt Hughes
16. Matt Hughes beat Chris Haseman
17. Chris Haseman beat Elvis Sinosic
18. Elvis Sinosic beat Roberto Traven
19. Roberto Traven beat Maxim Tarasov
20. Maxim Tarasov beat Romazi Korkelia
21. Romazi Korkelia beat Viacheslav Datsik
22. Viacheslav Datsik beat Andrei Arlovski
23. Andrei Arlovski beat Roman Zentsov
24. Roman Zentsov beat Bob Schrijber
25. Bob Schrijber beat Gilbert Yvel
26. Gilbert Yvel beat Ibragim Magomedov
27. Ibragim Magomedov beat Valentijn Overeem
28. Valentijn Overeem beat Ian Freeman
29. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
30. Frank Mir beat Pete Williams
31. Pete Williams beat Mark Coleman
32. Mark Coleman beat Don Frye
33. Don Frye beat Gary Goodridge
34. Gary Goodridge beat Jerry Bohlander
35. Jerry Bohlander beat Kevin Jackson
36. Kevin Jackson beat John Lober
37. John Lober beat Frank Shamrock
38. Frank Shamrock beat Masakatsu Funaki
39. Masakatsu Funaki beat Yoshiki Takahashi
40. Yoshiki Takahashi beat Ryushi Yanagisawa
41. Ryushi Yanagisawa beat Semmy Schilt
42. Semmy Schilt beat Akira Shoji
43. Akira Shoji beat Guy Mezger
44. Guy Mezger beat Tito Ortiz
45. Tito Ortiz beat Wanderlei Silva
46. Wanderlei Silva beat Hidehiko Yoshida
47. Hidehiko Yoshida beat Mark Hunt
48. Mark Hunt beat Daniel Bobish
49. Daniel Bobish beat Eric Pele
50. Eric Pele beat Bobby Hoffman
51. Bobby Hoffman beat Ricco Rodriguez
52. Ricco Rodriguez beat Travis Fulton
53. Travis Fulton beat Heath Herring
54. Heath Herring beat Tom Erickson
55. Tom Erickson beat Kevin Randleman
56. Kevin Randleman beat Pedro Rizzo
57. Pedro Rizzo beat Vernon White
58. Vernon White beat Vladimir Matyushenko
59. Vladimir Matyushenko beat Antonio Rogerio Noguiera
60. Antonio Rogerio Noguiera beat Dan Henderson

While i'm enjoying this show, to assure your victory, you could always just ban'em.... :D

[FieldingMellish]

LOL, I could but that be an abuse of my power. And I'm not Vicente Fox and the cowardly, corrupt entrenched political interests of Mexico. And DM isn't Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. [Sorry, a Mellish tangent there...]

Unlike the Mexican government, I'm not afraid of a fight. And if DM wants to challenge my ability to waste time with pointless, nerdy challenges then I'm up for it. It's not like I have anything better to do....

[( o Y o )]

I have a feeling DM is laying low, while working on a three digit whopper.

[FieldingMellish]

I have a feeling DM is laying low, while working on a three digit whopper.

NEVER!!! He's afraid, afraid I tell you.

I'm the best EVA, EVA!!!!

[-=[DM]=-]

soon.... I just need the time

It aint over until I say it's over!!

[FieldingMellish]

=-']soon.... I just need the time

It aint over until I say it's over!!

Admit it, you're running scared!!!!

[-=[DM]=-]

ok Mellish I didn't want to do this.. to out nerd you.. but you left me with no choice:

1. Guy Mezger beat Alexander Otsuka
2. Alexander Otsuka beat Marco Ruas
3. Marco Ruas beat Steve Jennum
4. Steve Jennum beat Harold Howard
5. Harold Howard beat Royce Gracie
6. Royce Gracie beat Ken Shamrock
7. Ken Shamrock beat Masakatsu Funaki
8. Masakatsu Funaki beat Minoru Suzuki
9. Minoru Suzuki beat Takafumi Ito
10. Takafumi Ito beat Katsuomi Inagaki
11. Katsuomi Inagaki beat Vernon White
12. Vernon White beat Marvin Eastman
13. Marvin Eastman beat Quinton Jackson
14. Quinton Jackson beat Mikhail Illoukhine
15. Mikhail Illoukhine beat Brad Kohler
16. Brad Kohler beat Yoshihisa Yamamoto
17. Yoshihisa Yamamato beat Mark Kerr
18. Mark Kerr beat Nobuhiko Takada
19. Nobuhiko Takada beat Mark Coleman
20. Mark Coleman beat Kazuyuki Fujita
21. Kazuyuki Fujita beat Gilbert Yvel
22. Gilbert Yvel beat Kiyoshi Tamura
23. Kiyoshi Tamura beat David Menne
24. David Menne beat Chris Lytle
25. Chris Lytle beat Pete Spratt
26. Pete Spratt beat Robbie Lawler
27. Robbie Lawler beat Tiki Ghosn
28. Tiki Ghosn beat Ronald Jhun
29. Ronald Jhun beat Shonie Carter
30. Shonie Carter beat Yoshinori Kawasaki
31. Yoshinori Kawasaki beat Satoru Kikaoka
32. Satoru Kikaoka beat Hiroki Nagaoka
33. Hiroki Nagaoka beat Hideaki Iwasaki
34. Hideaki Iwasaki beat Hikaru Sato
35. Hikaru Sato beat Ryo Chonan
36. Ryo Chonan beat Anderson Silva
37. Anderson Silva beat Hayato Sakurai
38. Hayato Sakurai beat Daiju Takase
39. Daiju Takase beat Johil de Oliveira
40. Johil de Oliveira beat Darrel Gholar
41. Darrel Gholar beat Amar Suloev
42. Amar Suloev beat Dean Lister
43. Dean Lister beat Akira Shoji
44. Akira Shoji beat Wallid Ismail
45. Wallid Ismail beat Shungo Oyama
46. Shungo Oyama beat Valentijn Overeem
47. Valentijn Overeem beat Jerrel Venetiaan
48. Jerrel Venetiaan beat Daijiro Matsui
49. Daijiro Matsui beat Bob Schrijber
50. Bob Schrijber beat Ian Freeman
51. Ian Freeman beat Frank Mir
52. Frank Mir beat David Abbott
53. David Abbott beat Wesley Correira
54. Wesley Correira beat Justin Eilers
55. Justin Eilers beat Mike Kyle
56. Mike Kyle beat Wes Sims
57. Wes Sims beat Marcus Silveira
58. Marcus Silveira beat Maurice Smith
59. Maurice Smith beat Bobby Hoffman
60. Bobby Hoffman beat Heath Herring
61. Heath Herring beat Gan McGee
62. Gan McGee beat Pedro Rizzo
63. Pedro Rizzo beat Josh Barnett
64. Josh Barnett beat Yuki Kondo
65. Yuki Kondo beat Frank Shamrock
66. Frank Shamrock beat Bas Rutten
67. Bas Rutten beat Tsyoshi Kohsaka
68. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka beat Emelianenko Fedor
69. Emelianenko Fedor beat Ricardo Arona
70. Ricardo Arona beat Dan Henderson
71. Dan Henderson beat Murilo Bustamente
72. Murilo Bustamente beat Matt Lindland
73. Matt Lindland beat Ricardo Almeida
74. Ricardo Almeida beat Nathan Marquardt
75. Nathan Marquardt beat Yves Edwards
76. Yves Edwards beat Hermes Franca
77. Hermes Franca beat Caol Uno
78. Caol Uno beat Din Thomas
79. Din Thomas beat Jens Pulver
80. Jens Pulver beat B.J. Penn
81. B.J. Penn beat Matt Hughes
82. Matt Hughes beat Hiromitsu Kaneahara
83. Hiromitsu Kanehara beat Jeremy Horn
84. Jeremy Horn beat Chuck Liddell
85. Chuck Liddell beat Randy Couture
86. Randy Couture beat Tito Ortiz
87. Tito Ortiz beat Guy Mezger

[gane]

The crowd's going wild here! You can just feel the adrenaline pumping! Surely this is not over!

Has anyone been even more twisted than that and actually gone and counter-checked all of these?

[FieldingMellish]

87? 80-bastard-7? Fairly impressive I suppose.

DM, you are one very sick puppy.

And I'd just like to say.........................

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT OVER.....

[krikit]

Some serious amount of timewasting here. Good work!

[-=[DM]=-]

IS IS DEFINITELY NOT OVER.....
you keep saying that and I keep running your right over :D

[K++s]

Damn...

FM better hit the triple digits in this next go round if he's going to keep up...

[FieldingMellish]

Tap, tap, tap.

And this one is over. DM is a much better timewaster than me. I tried to beat him I really did, I got up to 74 and got irretrievably stuck. For all my fans out there:

"I trained hard for this fight, I honed my nerdish skills and wasted as much time as possible. But DM was the better man. I want to thank my sponsers and training partners. I want to congratulate my opponent on a hard fight and now all the trashtalking is over I hope we can [begins to cry as interviewer looks uncomfortable] do this again someday. I really don't know where to go from here [breaks down uncontrollably, like Gwyneth Paltrow] I really thought I was the best timewasting nerd out there but I guess someone better always comes along. [And Mellish leaves the keyboard, head bowed low, unconsolable]"

[danvari]

DM: in the immortal words of Joe Rogan, can you walk us through your win?

[-=[DM]=-]

I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed to win this challenge..

DM: in the immortal words of Joe Rogan, can you walk us through your win?

I I must admit I was ready to give up after Mellish last loop.. but I pulled myself together and did the impossible

[K++s]

Tap, tap, tap.

And this one is over. DM is a much better timewaster than me. I tried to beat him I really did, I got up to 74 and got irretrievably stuck. For all my fans out there:

"I trained hard for this fight, I honed my nerdish skills and wasted as much time as possible. But DM was the better man. I want to thank my sponsers and training partners. I want to congratulate my opponent on a hard fight and now all the trashtalking is over I hope we can [begins to cry as interviewer looks uncomfortable] do this again someday. I really don't know where to go from here [breaks down uncontrollably, like Gwyneth Paltrow] I really thought I was the best timewasting nerd out there but I guess someone better always comes along. [And Mellish leaves the keyboard, head bowed low, unconsolable]"

As a loyal FM nuthugger, i'm going to start a thread entitled:

"FM's loss was a work!!11!!!"

And supplement with a "DM is overrated" thread...

[Titan]

Rickson by armbar?

[Titan]

Rickson by armbar!!

[K++s]

RICKSON BY ARMBAR!!11!!!!!

[MexicanFighter39]

Its A Work!!!!FM Would Never Give In!!!!

[MZN]

A BS decision it is~!

[FieldingMellish]

=-']I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed to win this challenge.

I think everybody involved should probably be very ashamed.

But its not our fault, Art of War started this damn him. So its his fault.

[K++s]

A BS decision it is~!

Exactly.

It was clear that DM wasn't trying to finish the contest and was only going with a controlling strategy while FM was going for the finish...

This is crap...

[Titan]

I can't believe FM didn't even get a chance to show us how freakishly strong he is! FM got some sick fightfinder skills, but DM proved just too experienced for him.

[( o Y o )]

I have to call bullshit too. I think the problem was Feilding was fighting via PRIDE criteria while DM was judging him via UFC's. A clear lay-n-pray victory if ever there was one.

[K++s]

I have to call bullshit too. I think the problem was Feilding was fighting via PRIDE criteria while DM was judging him via UFC's. A clear lay-n-pray victory if ever there was one.

UFC > Pride!!111!!!

[K++s]

I can't believe FM didn't even get a chance to show us how freakishly strong he is! FM got some sick fightfinder skills, but DM proved just too experienced for him.

I can't believe FM didn't go longer... He's a cardio machine...

[( o Y o )]

Intent to finish > Lay and Pray !!!111771!!

[K++s]

Intent to finish > Lay and Pray !!!111771!!

Questionable title contenders > worked fights + "protecting" champions

:P

[( o Y o )]

Koike Eiko > Dana + Rogan.

"and the ref is taking a good hard look.....yep, it looks like Big John might step in to save K++s from being permanently injured......"

[K++s]

Koike Eiko > Dana + Rogan.

"and the ref is taking a good hard look.....yep, it looks like Big John might step in to save K++s from being permanently injured......"

Eilers as the #1 contender > Cro Cop as the #1 contender

Too late for that stoppage...

[Titan]

FM has that freakish strength! You can't teach that!

[Titan]

I did not see any discipline at work. I just saw swinging!

[K++s]

I did not see any discipline at work. I just saw swinging!

Hey, man!!1

This isn't Lister vs. Arona...

This is Forrest vs. Bonnar...

And don't make me get Mauro to tell you which one is better.

[Titan]

For real, DM's finish hit him like a baseball bat coming in at 80 miles per hour!

[-=[DM]=-]

I'm a lot like Ernesto Hoost... one of the greatest ever... but I have few fans.. :(

I was toying with FM all along .. then went in for the kill as a ruthless predator.

[K++s]

=-']I'm a lot like Ernesto Hoost... one of the greatest ever... but I have few fans.. :(

I was toying with FM all along .. then went in for the kill as a ruthless predator.

You were Yamamoto in Yamamoto vs. Kerr... >:(

FM IS THE BEST EVAH!!111!!!

IT WAS A WORK!!111!!!

IT WAS A FLUKE!!11!!!!

IT WAS FIXED!!!11!!!!

YOU DEMANDED SPECIAL RULES!!11!!!!

IF THIS WAS UNDER PRIDE RULES, YOU WOULD HAVE LOST!!11!!!!

THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!11!!!!

[-=[DM]=-]

I would rather see it as Silva vs Sakuraba 1 ... me = silva , FM =sakuraba

[Titan]

DM made FM his Sakuraba!

[K++s]

DM made FM his Sakuraba!

Poor FM.

He has at least two more beatings in front of him...

[MZN]

Poor FM.

He has at least two more beatings in front of him...

And a broken rib :)

[Titan]

RETARD STRENGTH!! USE THE RETARD STRENGTH, FIELDING!

[Grant Ellis]

Most entertaining thread ever.

[FieldingMellish]

I can't believe FM didn't go longer... He's a cardio machine...

You've never seen me have you? LOL

And as for you, DM, I WILL return.

You have been warned. That's right buddy I'm calling you out! At something, at some indeterminate point ion the near future....... And this time I won't quit. That was a one-off and it will NEVER, E-V-E-R happen again, junior!

[( o Y o )]

well, I for one cannot wait for part II. It`ll almost be worthy of its very own pbp thread!

[freefightdave]

Fielding!!! RETARD STRENGHT, RETARD STRENGHT!!!! COW KICK!!!

[-=[DM]=-]

And as for you, DM, I WILL return.

You have been warned. That's right buddy I'm calling you out! At something, at some indeterminate point ion the near future....... And this time I won't quit. That was a one-off and it will NEVER, E-V-E-R happen again, junior!

I've tapped you once and I'll do it again. :cool:

[FieldingMellish]

=-']I've tapped you once and I'll do it again. :cool:

Getting cocky are ya? I'm going to kick your ass this time, brother. Whatchya gonna do when Mellish RAGE runs wild on you?

Only problem now is what rules we play by......

Any suggestions, any favourite game/time wasting pastime you particularly me to waste you at?

[K++s]

You've never seen me have you? LOL

And as for you, DM, I WILL return.

You have been warned. That's right buddy I'm calling you out! At something, at some indeterminate point ion the near future....... And this time I won't quit. That was a one-off and it will NEVER, E-V-E-R happen again, junior!

Australia and Canada aren't that close....

And you don't claim to be a girl so i haven't demanded naked pictures of you...

Next thing you know, you'll deny that you're freakishly strong...

[FieldingMellish]

Australia and Canada aren't that close....

And you don't claim to be a girl so i haven't demanded naked pictures of you...

Next thing you know, you'll deny that you're freakishly strong...

Australian!??!? I'm English, man. A bloody Englishman, not some damned descendant of crim.................... [oh shit, boobies is going to kill me for that one].............. LOL

As for being freakishly strong, well I can beat my girlfriend at arm wrestling. Would that be considered freakish? Nah, I doubt it, its not even retard strength.

[K++s]

Australian!??!? I'm English, man. A bloody Englishman, not some damned descendant of crim.................... [oh shit, boobies is going to kill me for that one].............. LOL

As for being freakishly strong, well I can beat my girlfriend at arm wrestling. Would that be considered freakish? Nah, I doubt it, its not even retard strength.

My apologies.

At least it was a commonwealth nation though.

We all share the same queen...

[FieldingMellish]

My apologies.

At least it was a commonwealth nation though.

We all share the same queen...

LOL, it was close enough.

But don't get me started on that ridiculous family of jerks............

[Grant Ellis]

"And as we all know Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!"
http://www-users.cs.umn.edu/~lthomas/vizzini1.jpg

[-=[DM]=-]

Getting cocky are ya? I'm going to kick your ass this time, brother. Whatchya gonna do when Mellish RAGE runs wild on you?

Only problem now is what rules we play by......

Any suggestions, any favourite game/time wasting pastime you particularly me to waste you at?

You have to work your way up the ranks again, you can't expect an immediate rematch against the champion. ;)

[Grant Ellis]

Antoneilding Mellgueira.

[FieldingMellish]

LMAO, just noticed the results of mine and DM's obsessive/compulsive disorder is the most viewed thread in Kakutougi General Chat forum......................... EVA!!!

Wow, we really are making history now.

[-=[DM]=-]

haha... some of those lurkers must be fans of me.. so how come there's only a bunch of FieldingMellish nuthuggers hanging out in this thread :mad:

[K++s]

=-']haha... some of those lurkers must be fans of me.. so how come there's only a bunch of FieldingMellish nuthuggers hanging out in this thread :mad:

DM = Mir...

You may have the title but FM (aka. Arlovski) gets all the respect.

[Titan]

FM vs DM is one of the grossest mismatches I've ever seen

http://forum.kakutougi.info/showthread.php?t=1497

[Titan]

LMAO, just noticed the results of mine and DM's obsessive/compulsive disorder is the most viewed thread in Kakutougi General Chat forum......................... EVA!!!

Wow, we really are making history now.
I'm glad you've taken your beating so well! Had I been embarassed like that in front of so many viewers, my mood would've been a bit off. ;-)

[MZN]

LMAO, just noticed the results of mine and DM's obsessive/compulsive disorder is the most viewed thread in Kakutougi General Chat forum......................... EVA!!!

Wow, we really are making history now.

Everyone was there when you tapped ;)

[( o Y o )]

see rematch was mentioned a couple of times on the fourth page



:-D




I sense some more Mellish rage about to break free.!! lol