Tell Us About You! [cuz im bored.. ^^]

[Fozzy]

Okay, I am bored. which means, a crazy thread cause i dun feeling sleeping. -.-;

Give us some details :p

Name: Mike K
Age: 17
Occupation: Year 12 Student XD
Status: Single (boo)
MMA Record (Unofficial): 2-1-0 these are not ring fights, just fights i've er herm been in. The last one resulted in me having a severally fuked up jaw for a few weeks (but I won... go figure) I'll be fighting in a ring, next year, probably at HW. and yes I will post the videos. I wanna fight this year, but no luck as I need to study, I will also be at ADCC Aus Trials next year. There isn't a huge HW division in ADCC, so it'll be interesting to see if I can get anywhere.

Now, im primarily doing this, because I'm suprised how old alot of you guys are, like seriously, I only just read in the K1 Max press conference thread that OYO is married *gasp* like, whoah, what kind of old people am I talking to here :p hehe jokes. Nah post your stats, or whatevers interesting. it kills time ;)

~Foz

[Global Honored]

Name: Grandpa Henry
Age: 77ish
Occ: Retired Cave Man, Cowboy and High Priest
Status: Divorced and/or Widowed by dozens
MMA Rec: Whooped too many lill whipper-snappers like you to count on all 4 of my fingers that I got left.

[freefightdave]

Nothing worth knowing bout me but anyways:
Name: David S.
Age:19
Occ: Student, will be doing my draft this summer and after that I`ll be studying either economics, biology or (hopefully) medicine.
Status: This May it`ll be 2 years since I started hanging out with my current GF.
Fighting:I train Kickboxing, and some grappling when I get the chance. Hopefully I`ll get to fight some amateur mma in teh future. Never been in a streetfight.

[Grant Ellis]

Name: Boris Alphonso Felton
Age: 32
OCC: I work the drive-thru at the Tic-Tac-Taco
Status: I live with my mom, okay?
Fighting: Glass jaw. Black eye from a "hacky sack" accident.

[Fozzy]

you people are ruining the point of this -.-;;;;;;;;;;; (bar freefightdave)

bastards! this isn't sherdog!

*grumpy*

~Foz

[( o Y o )]

LMAO....not only married Foz, but have a 6 year old daughter.

[Fozzy]

jesus :P revelations to me haha. this stuff is crazy XD

here i was thinking you were like... not much older than me lol.

~Foz

[freefightdave]

jesus :P revelations to me haha. this stuff is crazy XD

here i was thinking you were like... not much older than me lol.

~Foz
Yep alot of forumites are older than you think, all of a sudden they start discussing their children and you`re like wtf:)

[Fozzy]

Occ: Student, will be doing my draft this summer and after that I`ll be studying either economics, biology or (hopefully) medicine.

by draft you mean in the army right? one of my friends is Half-Finish/Half Philipino, but he's got a dual passport finland/australia so he's a citizen, and he was like, i gotta go in the army when I finish year 12, and i was like 0.0; whoah. i think he said minimum is 6 months?

~Foz

[freefightdave]

by draft you mean in the army right? one of my friends is Half-Finish/Half Philipino, but he's got a dual passport finland/australia so he's a citizen, and he was like, i gotta go in the army when I finish year 12, and i was like 0.0; whoah. i think he said minimum is 6 months?

~Foz
Yep the army, 6 months minimum, you can also hang around for 10 (MP) or 12 (undersergeant) months. The worst thing will be the long bus ride home. I speak Swedish, and the only brigade for Swedish-speaking is like 6-7 hours away from home.

[Rattlesnake840]

Name: Jon
Age: 19
height: 6'2
weight 215
Occupation: Student
Status: dating
MMA Record: No pro fights yet, but im working on that ;). been doing boxing for forever. Did wrestling in Highschool, now im taking Brazilian (Gracie) Jiu-Jitsu, and Kickboxing.

[Eric Persson]

Name: Eric
Age: 19
Stats: 6'0 feet tall, 190 pounds
Occupation: Student
Status: Wtf?
Trainingstatus: Grappling for the last 1,5 years, with occasional Muay Thai. Started lifting a month ago. Seriously considering quitting Vale Tudo and going for Boxing. I don't keep records of my streetfights, never been in a fair one anyway.

[Grant Ellis]

Ok, I'll do it for real.

Name: Grant Ellis
Age: 22
Vitals: 5'9" 170 pounds
Occupation: Performance Industry Multitask Specialist (I work in a movie theater)
Status: "Seeing" someone.
Training: Eh, I trained jiu-jitsu and wrestling for about 5 years, trained boxing for two, etc etc... I've done a lot of training (did I mention I love trains?) I have a lot of injuries though which have completely stopped almost all training, though I still do fight analysis and some self-defense instruction on the side.
MMA Record: 4-1 amateur (2000-2002, 2003 was the year my knees died)
Street Fights: Let's not go there, but there have been many, and as Eric said I don't think any of them have been fair. They have been in both North and South America and for noble causes to stupid reasons. Street fights are not good for anyone. Who do I think I am, Ryan "Blue Tape" Gracie?

[Fozzy]

yay, go grant *starts chant* :p

man I envy you guys who got to do wrestling at school... wrestling is taboo in aus -.-;

~Foz

[Grant Ellis]

I would tell the story about my loss.
It was definitly a bad stoppage, but in retrospect I could have gotten seriously hurt.
In fact, I could be dead or paralyzed now.

[Water]

Name: Triet
Age: 19
Height: 6'0
Weight: 205 lbs
Occupation: Student
Status: Dating
MMA Record: 1-1-0
Street Fight Record: Lost count
Training Background: Serious Muay Thai, BJJ and Wrestling training for a year and a half. Everything was for fun before that.

[ArtOfWar]

Oh what the hell, here goes =)

Name: Dennis.H
Age: 30 (gleep, after looking at all your ages, I'm beginning to feel old)
Vitals: 5'7", 135 lbs
Marital status: Married with 2 kids (boys aged 2 yrs 9 months, and 8 months)
Occupation: In the IT field (what else?!)
Training background: TKD, MT, submission wrestling
MMA record: 0-2-0 (OK, both went to decision but kicking on the ground was not allowed)
TKD full contact record: 16-21-5 (OK, I'm a loser here too)

[Fozzy]

I would tell the story about my loss.
It was definitly a bad stoppage, but in retrospect I could have gotten seriously hurt.
In fact, I could be dead or paralyzed now.

ouch :S guess it's better that it was stopped.

~Foz

[MexicanFighter39]

Name: Ricardo
Age: 19
Height: 5'8
Weight: 185 (But I Cut To 170 For Grappling Tournamnets)
Martial Status: Single (Just Broke Off A Traumatic Relationship Like 2 Days Ago)
Occupation: Student, Part Time Writer And Soon To Be Spanish Translator
MMA Record: 0-0
Training Backround: Brown Belt In BJJ, Got It From Claudio Franca. Haven't Trained For 5 Months Due To Money Constraints.

[Grant Ellis]

ouch :S guess it's better that it was stopped.

~Foz

No matter how bad it was, I think I still would have won had it continued!

[( o Y o )]

Talking of feeling old, last night when JWP was asked how old he was, he replied with "I`m an old man.....too old...ancient" and he is a couple of years younger than I :-( lol

[bbbmarc]

Name: not Marc
Age: over 30
Height: 189cm/6'2''1/2
Weight: 89kg/195lbs
Occupation: I work as radio online-producer & sound-engineer, and have some other a-side-businesses,
Education: 6 exams left to graduate Social Studies on Zagreb University - and that fact stands for last 6yrs
Status: happy single.... so far
Training Backround: i trained boxing for a few years when i was teenager (amateur junior record; 1-1-1), and trained basketball from age 12-19 and later was basketball coach for youths
Unofficial MMA/Street fighting record: LOL,... well... it's hard to say... last summer i was involved in a fight with some guy - troubles on the parking lot, he was much older than me - so i won (though - not proud of that accident)

[unicorn]

Name : Alex
Age : soon 38 (you were speaking about brontosaurs, huh)
Height : 6' (1,83)
Weight : 81-86 (83-ish now)
Occupation : Medical doctor (Internal Medicine mainly although I have 2 other curriculums)
Status : Still single (and no I am not ugly nor gay, just Gemini, promising to all, taking none for good hahahahah)
Training background: Kyokushin Karate when I was a frightened kid and a bit older. Kickboxing after. Had to quit sport 1994-99 for job reasons and because local politics made it a pest whatsoever. Came back a lil bit furious and willing to prove myself (as coach, can't fight anymore 'cause I had serious accidents and in any event I was not so good anyhow). Did pretty well, have a team of 20 now with 9 who fought, best record is 14 with 10-2-2 and 4 KO's.
Unofficial record : broke the jaw of an idiot who assaulted a patient in my office (he was drunk and really dangerous and really asking for it) on Christmas eve (I was on duty on Christmas eve and that made my christian pardoning level drop 4 stages below zero tolerance). Feel a bit sorry now (the white Gemini). A second time, I'd break one of his knees too (the dark Gemini). Haahahhahahahaah

[freefightdave]

Training Backround: Brown Belt In BJJ, Got It From Claudio Franca. Haven't Trained For 5 Months Due To Money Constraints.
Brown belt at 19 huh, that`s impressive. When did you start?

[MexicanFighter39]

Brown belt at 19 huh, that`s impressive. When did you start?

I Started When I Was 7 Years Old.

[Fozzy]

started bjj at 7? cool *thumbs up*

~Foz

[freefightdave]

I Started When I Was 7 Years Old.
I envy you.That must`ve been around ufc 1, right?

[Ring Girl]

Name: Becca
Age: 30
Occupation: Music Editor on TV show "Scrubs"
Status: Single
Training Background: Have been training in martial arts for five years. Discovered no-gi jiu-jitsue a year and a half ago. I train at 10th Planet, Eddie Bravo's school. I also recently began training Muay Thai at the Bomb Squad Gym.

[( o Y o )]

Name: Becca
Age: 30


Damned....

All the typical online flirting aside, I`d have never picked that age from the pictures you put up here!

[K++s]

Name: Becca
Age: 30
Occupation: Music Editor on TV show "Scrubs"
Status: Single
Training Background: Have been training in martial arts for five years. Discovered no-gi jiu-jitsue a year and a half ago. I train at 10th Planet, Eddie Bravo's school. I also recently began training Muay Thai at the Bomb Squad Gym.

Music editor?

That's so fucking cool!!!

[K++s]

Talking of feeling old, last night when JWP was asked how old he was, he replied with "I`m an old man.....too old...ancient" and he is a couple of years younger than I :-( lol

I demand personal information on boobs...

In particular, how an ancient fellow such as tits would pick the posting handle that he did....

[Grant Ellis]

Becca is soooo 24.

Prom-date! :O

[Grant Ellis]

I demand personal information on boobs...

In particular, how an ancient fellow such as tits would pick the posting handle that he did....

He's actually King Tutankamen of Ancient Egypt.

Flieding and I excavated his tomb and it turns out he was still alive and kicking.

[MZN]

Name: Martijn
Age: 20
Heighth: 1,88 (that's about 6 "2)
Weight: a lardy-ish 95 kilo's (210 or so)
Occupation: student (I study law :))
Status: single
Training: I've done a lot of different sports and stopped doing that when I was aged 15 but now I've been training jiu- jitsu twice or 3x a week since a couple of months chances are reasonable that I get my yellow belt next month or the month after that, I don't hurry it cuz these belts don't mean a lot to me I just want to follow all the available classes :).

Other things in life:
I bought a bass guitar three years ago and have been playing in a band for almost 1,5 years. Music really does mean a lot to me.

[( o Y o )]

I demand personal information on boobs...

In particular, how an ancient fellow such as tits would pick the posting handle that he did....

Thats been explained a few times, and as with everything bad in life, it is all sherdogs fault. lol

I was a member of every forum as "kuso" for years and years, then eventually joined sherdog under that name when I could no longer ignore the K-1 forum and had to have a rant or two.

After a couple of months there I changed my email account and they never sent out the reactivation email to the new account for me to click to confirm, so my handle there got frozen. I was complaining about it in AIM with an online friend, and she often used the handle I have now and said I should just join up with it as it was only to PM the admin there to ask for another mail to be sent out to un-freeze the kuso account.

Drunken Meat fist was cool enough, but had no clue what to do and recommended I ask Garrett I think it was......he basically told me to fuck off. Soon later the kuso account was suddenly deleted altogether, and I was left with a pair of tits and a piss belt for my online identity.

And dammit, I`m not THAT ancient. Only a year or two older than Ring Girl.

[Titan]

And dammit, I`m not THAT ancient. Only a year or two older than Ring Girl.
Or three, or four or five? :-P

Anyway, shame on JWP for making that comment, I'm a few months older than him dammit!

[( o Y o )]

Or three, or four or five? :-P


Bastard. lol

1 year and about 4 months to be exact.

[freefightdave]

Music Editor on TV show "Scrubs
Cool, do you know any of the actors? How is the janitor guy in real life?:)

[K++s]

Thats been explained a few times, and as with everything bad in life, it is all sherdogs fault. lol

I was a member of every forum as "kuso" for years and years, then eventually joined sherdog under that name when I could no longer ignore the K-1 forum and had to have a rant or two.

After a couple of months there I changed my email account and they never sent out the reactivation email to the new account for me to click to confirm, so my handle there got frozen. I was complaining about it in AIM with an online friend, and she often used the handle I have now and said I should just join up with it as it was only to PM the admin there to ask for another mail to be sent out to un-freeze the kuso account.

Drunken Meat fist was cool enough, but had no clue what to do and recommended I ask Garrett I think it was......he basically told me to fuck off. Soon later the kuso account was suddenly deleted altogether, and I was left with a pair of tits and a piss belt for my online identity.

And dammit, I`m not THAT ancient. Only a year or two older than Ring Girl.

( o Y o ) > kuso

[( o Y o )]

( o Y o ) > kuso


But kuso = shit in Japanese, so it may have been more appropriate.

I really do want to change my handle actually, I just don`t know what too...

[Fozzy]

*goes and registers kuso* :P :P :P

~Foz

[Oltje]

Name: Olaf
Age: 23
Height: 178
Weight: 75 kg
Occupation: Studying at the policeacademie
Education: Bachelorsdegree in marketing management
Status: Happy single for almost a year and i love it!
Training Backround: I started with judo from when I was 4 till my 13th, I have a brown belt. After that I started with Muay Thai and Goshindo Kempo. Doing Muay Thai now for 5+ years. Stopped with Kempo after i got my yellow belt, not my cup of tea. So now doing Muay Thai and some boxing.

[roadfighter3]

Name: michael hunt
Age: 23
Occupation: nothing i'd like to share at the moment
Status: Single (i will die alone)
MMA Record (Unofficial): hmm, including all those fucking around backyard fights in high school and college, probably some 400-0 ish. actually wait, it's more like 20-20 ish.
Training background: i train by biting iron bars to strengthen my jaw and i have 250 lbs kickboxers kick me in the nuts so i am desensitized to pain. ROAR

(here's a clue: one or two of those things might be lies)

[shoshin]

Hey i was pretty sure

Unko= shit
Kuso= smelly

[( o Y o )]

Hey i was pretty sure

Unko= shit
Kuso= smelly

Unko = similar to poo

Kuso = literally, shit

Kusai = smelly.

[SOUL_FIGHTER]

Name: Imam
Age: 18
Height: 5'8
Weight: 135-145
Occupation: student
Education: Almost done with highschool
Training: Traditional Jiu Jitsu for a few years, but then a new instructor took over and made it into a submission fighting class :p. I did some wrestling to help my groundwork for only 2 years. I joined my junior year, lost every match, came back next year, got injured and had to quit for the season. I've also tried some boxing, which I really need to work again. I've been training for 5 years total.
Record: 1-9 in wrestling :(, 0-0 in kickboxing, 0-0 in MMA. I make my amateur debut in 6/17.