Grant Ellis
27th April 2005, 11:16 PM
http://www.kakutougi.info was founded in 1493 by the Spanish rattlesnake wrangler Juan Hernando Miguel Santos III after a night of heavy drinking with several scantily-clad mistresses. The original membership numbered slightly over three, but no more than five, members and was dubbed "A Most Unruly and Incorrigible Congregation" by the Empire (Star Wars, not British.)
The early days were difficult as all "posts" (as they are called in the present dispensation) were handwritten by monks, who would send the parchment by carrier pigeon to the Kakutougi headquarters which orbits above the planet 153 miles into outer space.
Many of the pigeons died in their valiant efforts to deliver the communication, and if it had not been for the invention of the computer, and the world wide web, we might have to keep looking in old issues of the National Geographic to see a pair of female breasts. (Which are much nicer than their male counterparts.)
Sometime after the collapse of iron curtain (that thing Fielding keeps around his bathtub), I think it might have been a Tuesday, a man collected the remnants of the original monk-written scrawled parchment. He inhaled their sweet savory aroma and pronounced "OMG LOLZZ!!! this sh1t is teh d0pe!11 PWN3d!!!!" That man, as you know, is none other than former United States President Ronald Reagan. (He is also quoted as saying similar at his inaugaration.)
So as you can read, it has been a long journey for this website.
Centuries upon centuries of evolution and breeding have gone into the production of its owners and moderator staff.
It's one mission to bring you the finest quality porno talk hotline in existence.
Gawd bless it.
/end ramble.
The early days were difficult as all "posts" (as they are called in the present dispensation) were handwritten by monks, who would send the parchment by carrier pigeon to the Kakutougi headquarters which orbits above the planet 153 miles into outer space.
Many of the pigeons died in their valiant efforts to deliver the communication, and if it had not been for the invention of the computer, and the world wide web, we might have to keep looking in old issues of the National Geographic to see a pair of female breasts. (Which are much nicer than their male counterparts.)
Sometime after the collapse of iron curtain (that thing Fielding keeps around his bathtub), I think it might have been a Tuesday, a man collected the remnants of the original monk-written scrawled parchment. He inhaled their sweet savory aroma and pronounced "OMG LOLZZ!!! this sh1t is teh d0pe!11 PWN3d!!!!" That man, as you know, is none other than former United States President Ronald Reagan. (He is also quoted as saying similar at his inaugaration.)
So as you can read, it has been a long journey for this website.
Centuries upon centuries of evolution and breeding have gone into the production of its owners and moderator staff.
It's one mission to bring you the finest quality porno talk hotline in existence.
Gawd bless it.
/end ramble.